JOKE
Ah the good old Daze!
Life was simpler then.
What ever happened to 45 imp Gal / 55 USG / 295 Litre drums and a pump with filter.
Stand barrels up with a 2x4 at 12 o'clock and the bungs at 9 and 3.
Let stand for 24 hours.
Open bungs, check for water and contaminates.
Pump fuel.
Return barrels for deposit refund.
pick up more barrels.
Order enough and the oil company would deliver them.
JOKE OVER.