Even the ruddy squirrels are causing mayhem on the trains to LGW thesedays.....
'We can confirm that the 0854 Reading to Gatwick was terminated at Redhill after a couple of squirrels boarded the train at Gomshall without tickets, breaching railway byeclaws.
'We attempted to remove them at Redhill, but one refused to leave and was returned to Reading to bring an end to this nutty tail.'
Apparently they attacked everyone in the rear carriage and caused absolute mayhem yesterday. One was removed with the help of peanuts and a broom, the other was having none of it.
Getting to LGW is becoming more and more of a nightmare
(The story about these two miscreant squirrels is in the DM and Sun so far...a neighbour showed me in their paper this morning)