hahahahaha,,,,,,,,last paragraph spot on, especially about the radio thing,,,lol,,, oh and the jacket.
It does depend where he is working with regard to Airbridge etc. I take it A16 your at either MAN,LGW,BHX,GLA, with regard to doing checkin first, this also must be the operation at proper airports coz in the regional ones they have anyone from the street, that's exactly what I was 9yrs ago.
CHEERS!!!!!!