The correct phrase is POGO IF NO JOY, meaning come back to this freq. if you cant get hold of the bloke who is supposed to be on your next freq. This may sound stupid, but if you have ever been at sea with the tactically shaven chimps that are supposed to tune the radios in for you, you will know exactly what I am on about. As for Naval ATC it is a glorious existence, the RAF train you, no one in the Navy knows you exist, there are only about 60 of us, you spend the entire first half of your career trying to get out of Yeovil of Culdrose and the last half trying not to leave. You wait until the RAF decide upon something then ignore it and do your own thing whilst muttering, "Crabs they haven’t got a clue". However, on no account are you to come up with anything original yourself. All your experience is based around airfields, then they decide to send you to sea where the kit is beyond belief. You spend half your time on the phone to foreign ATC centres apologising for infringing their airspace, whilst the other half of the time you stare blankly at a primary radar screen with no discernable features on it, clutching an en-route chart trying to figure out where you are and who you need to phone up next and apologise to. The runs ashore are fantastic but you will have to do at least 5 years before you get to go on one. If you manage to get an exchange post to the RAF you are obliged to saunter around doing odd things, when challenged you are to immediately bark out the “Navy has been doing this for over 500years”, or, “there's been shaving restrictions in the Andrew longer than the Crabs have been around”. On all accounts when dealing with the RAF you are to adopt a superior tone becoming of the senior service and take great pleasure in explaining exactly what "kissing the Gunners Daughter" or other naval sports are all about. After about 10 years you will start to wonder if civil ATC will have you and then realise you have been working your nuts off for half the pay and twice the grief. Whilst your considerable experience counts for nothing unlike every other branch in the Navy that now get civil standard qualifications.
As far as I’m concerned it’s a winner all round.