Rotary Pongo,
You are right it only takes us 6 months because we miss out the important lessons like how to cheat on gameshows and use the internet for sexy strip shows. I'm not sure what the Puma comment was about, but the AAC really don't have a leg to stand on at the moment. Lynx are part timers and the Gazelles have all been sent home from the gulf, whilst we mop up all your work on both fronts. At Shawbury the Army and Airforce do have a different ethos, but I noticed a huge amount of you getting chopped whilst whinging about us not ironing creases in our flying suits. I even knew some that starched them adding fuel to the already fire degraded suits! Not to mention all the punch ups that again reinforced your high Officer qualities. I think you need to dry your eyes and stop whining about the RAF before you come to your senses and cross over like so many already have.
PS It's Linton not Lynton you arse!