Did lots of biking when I was younger, BSA Bantam!!!, Triumph Blazer, Honda 250. Sorry, at least it was the original and not a "wet dream". Many years of being a responsible family man pining for two wheels.
Last summer bought a Suzuki Intruder Volusia 800, why did I wait so long. Loads of torque and all the street cred and admiration of a harly at half the cost and a great deal less hassle.
Ride safe guys.
The Bloke