Apparently the acrid sarcasm was missed. I was comparing headlines to when a 737 went into the dirt.
Boeing 737 Max 8 rolling off runway is 1 of 6 plane problems for United Airlines this week
Boeing 737 Max 8 ran off Texas runway ‘into grassy area’, says United Airlines
Incident is latest in a week of safety issues for airline, all involving Boeing planes, including a tire falling off and a flaming engine
United flight goes off runway and rolls ‘on to the grass,’ forcing passengers to evacuate in latest Boeing drama
I did read the article which is how I saw that the make and model of this plane are buried at the end rather than headlined.