So many great entries - some that I particularly liked:
Nutloose: "So Mrs Scroggins says she last saw her little son playing in the ball pit about here," and "They want them from serial No 12843 to serial No 17534"
SLXOwft: Hoskins, you are absolutely sure that symbol means this is where they dumped the 'duds'?
Walter28: SNAP...
Big Pistons Forever: Yup the supply print out clearly shows none in stock
Wensleydale: "The War Office has sent us 8,000 bed pans. Are they taking the p*ss?"
But taking the pith (and the prize)
treadigraph: Bugger, I've lost count...
Well done sir! The CS trophy got mixed up with that lot, but when I find it I'll send it on!
Over to you.