In response to Captn Rex Havoc (the 4 chord guitarist)
Rex - quotes from Jimmi Hendrix's biography
This amp goes to 11.
What's the difference between a guitarist and a vacuum cleaner - when the vacuum is unplugged it doesn't suck any more.
What's the difference between a guitarist and a large pizza - a large pizza can feed a family of four.
What's the difference between a guitarist and a government bond - a bond will eventually mature and make money.
Quotes from legendary drummer Neal Peart's biography
I had to call roadside assist when we locked the keys in the van - the guitarist was stuck inside.
Peart to a journalist - our guitarist drowned in a lake. Journalist - you were there, did you throw him anything? Peart - yeah....his amp.
OK - this has nothing to do with aviation and it is thread drift - but it beats reading Virgin threads!