Here's an offer. 'Subscribe' to AOPA's magazine General Aviation and you'll get:
1. Representation at the regulatory bodies, to help maintain your flying freedom and rights.
2. Legal 'first aid' (with an enviable track record of success), if you fall foul of the authorities.
3. Free medical advice.
4. Free engineering advice.
5. An aircrew card that identifies you as a pilot and entitles you to a range of discounts or even upgrades, when travelling by airline.
Yes, yes, you could get a freebie watch - or even Private Eye's free, cut-out SARS mask - elsewhere, but feel the quality of the magazine...
(Well, if they're not advertising, BRL...)