Originally Posted by
BEagle
Rather than wildlife being murdered, couldn't the foreign students simply have been re-educated?
Some students were "interesting" to put it mildly. A special loo had to be installed after the "bog standard" bog was found to be too much of a challenge. This elicited the memorable instruction to "sit like a princess and not like a frog". Alas the proverbial hit everything but the pan.
I was present at the "College of Knowledge" when one chap from the former empire was being tasked with entering data into a computer. It was like trying to push string uphill. The instructor helpfully advised that it was just like a typewriter. The inevitable response came......."what's a typewriter ?". No doubt he was sent home with an "Outstanding" rating to avoid awkward questions.