Initials BF?
A massive improvement on the two previous prats.
The second prat had zero sense of humour. A new young Greek lady cleaner arrived: little German sprach, no English.
She cleaned well and early, before prat S Met O arrived, so I taught her carefully. "When prat arrives, you must say GOOD MORNING BLOODY BILL !"
We rehearsed it carefully. Next morning "GOOD MORNING BLOODY BILL !".
"Langley, my office, now"
How did he know, I wonder?