Had something similar in the RN.
All lined up outside our building our No 5s waiting the fast black to appear with VVIP on board. Just as it hoves into view, CPO(MA) hisses out of the side of his mouth, "Just found out, Sir, one of the staff is a homosexual". "Who?" I hiss back, "Gizzus a kiss and I'll tell yer" says he.
VVIP arrives wondering why spirits of the receiving party are high.