Originally Posted by
Wide Mouth Frog
Robbiee, by that I meant that here's a practical person, speaking to his own experience to which there is no answer. Take a compliment when it's offered !
As amusing as your story is, it points out the major problem that sparks these debates in the first place. The highly complex and often misunderstood concept of a simile.
Anyway, I'm just a bored troll stirring the pot from time to time for his own amusement. I feed on conflict, not compliments.