Have you tried drawing a pentagram in lamb's blood on your kitchen floor and summoning Satan? I understand Satan has better terms than HP offers.
Also note that the scanner is reputed to no longer function if there is anything detected "wrong" with the ink supply.
https://support.hp.com/us-en/documen...776-2026280-16 - if you go over they add it to the automatic billing.
Best part:
The printer must be set up on a wired or wireless network that has access to the internet.
Business 700 pages/month $27.99/month -
"If you print more, then you can purchase extra pages, sets of 10-50 pages for $1.00 (pages per set varies by plan)."
https://www.hp.com/us-en/printers/instant-ink/faq.html under "what if my printing varies."
Best of luck. Ask if Satan has a large volume discount.