It always seemed strange to me that the UK government misses out on a potentially lucrative money making scheme. Here in the US, you can have pretty much anything you want on your plate with a max of 7 characters, plus plenty of specialised plates with an extra logo on them like if you were or had been in the military for instance. Texas has a website where you can make one up and see if it's allowed or already taken
Having said that, I want my car to be as stock as possible. Just too many nutters and too many guns here. There have been many times when I recognised that I'd previously seen a vehicle because of the vanity plate. I just want to blend in
And to get back on topic, there's this unfortunate one: