Originally Posted by
blind pew
There was a joke about a young fella going into the gents and taking a peek at a large black fella’s penis to see if the rumours were true..he spied WENDY tattooed on said appendage. Having been noticed by the tattooed fella (I’ve done the same with a jazz singer embarrassingly) he says I’ve got a girlfriend called WENDY as well! Reply “ no son that’s welcome to Jamaica have a nice day”.
Heard a variation with a biker in hospital, and the male nurse notices he's got 'MOD' tattooed there. Chatting to his attractive female colleague, he mentions that it's a strange tattoo for a biker. she replies 'What., Motorhead?"