Strike me blue and shiver me timbers.
Whadda a bottler of a bl00dy Ozzie Day I 'ad with me mates.
Sank a few tubes, chucked some snags amd shrimps on the barbie (nah, not the doll) an' cracked a few jokes.
Just anuvver bl00dy excuse for a holiday, ahhh but who gives a rats @rse.
Be seein' youse round.