Easy Splat, with hostility like that you'll end up running a GA company or something!
I agree however - 2 or 3 years to a command in Eagle. Correct me if I'm wrong but I can think of captains that have escaped the right chair in 6,7 and 8 months. Admittedly they were rare years but it does happen. Air Nsn pilots are often there for the "lifestyle" so quick commands aren't necessarily a high priority.
If you had a choice I'd think Air Chats would be a good bet, commands about as quick as Eagle and a much better pay scale - new Capt's start on around 9year capt (Eag) salary.
Thump
ps: Air NSN is no seniority really a good thing?