Good news... courtesy of the Australian satirical website, The Shovel.
Screwdrivers Now Permitted On Boeing Flights, To Allow Passengers To Help With Maintenance
"Travellers on Boeing 737 flights will be allowed to bring on-board screwdrivers, drills and any other tools deemed necessary to keep the doors from flying off, aviation authorities have confirmed."
https://theshovel.com.au/2024/01/16/...h-maintenance/