I'd love to break into tok pidgin but it's just to all sad. Either dey independent and dey can stand on their own two feet, or stop sending them australian aid ie make them an australian protectorate again.
oh wait we stuck between a rock and a hard place because if we stop sending them half a billion bucks, the chinese will just establish a full bore naval base right on our shores. F*ck you Gough Whitlam. You did some smart thing but this was one of the most stupid.