Decided to pop round to a crew members house to see how the March Out had gone. Arrived and March Out still in progress. Following my colleague into the living room to complete the inspection with the Families officer he was met with the vision of his dog, obviously needing anal glands emptied, pulling itself across the carpet to relieve the itching. Families officer scribbling furiously, my colleague wanting to drop kick his pet, and myself offering to open the windows, as if that was going to help.