Still current on both
Moments that never made it to a Line Book:
On an EWI course at Wallop when the topic of a potential cushy posting came up...
"I'm the only qualified gazelle pilot available for the post so its a dead cert I get it" one of the course was heard to confidently say in front of the other course members, who all happened to be pie eating Lynx jockeys, many of whom were looking for postings at the time.
"You're forgetting that we are all qualified Gazelle pilots, it's just that we happen to be uncurrent at the moment" I replied.
I think he was posted to a Lynx squadron after the course