Where do you go to dear M-ARTY
When you whiz over my head
Eastwards a daily occurrence
I have to leap out of my bed, yes I do, yes I do...
And back every day at four thirty
For the circuit at Fairoaks you head
(Already you're east of West Malling)
From the Continent to your own bed
Well maybe not every day. Fun fact, Peter Startedt grew up in the Croydon area.