Essential Qualities of the Future Airline Pilot.
1. Be Co-ordinated - For instance to be able to touch ones toes while simultaneously drop your trousers and pants is a huge advantage.
2 Be able to think in advance - i.e. to have greased ones self up before the co-ordination mentioned above is required ability
3 Always Have a Standby Plan - Always have a spare jar of KY or Vaseline available in case the Flt Ops Manager does not have his/hers when seeing how capable you are at 1 & 2
4 Preferably have done Time Inside - You will then be well used to the solitary confinement of today’s flight deck.
5 A clinically proven case of insomnia will help - Crewing firmly believes you do not require sleep so this will help.
6 A sense of Humour - Not to be offended when an Airhead tells you he/she should be paid the same as you as they spend more time on their feet while doing the service.
7 A love of Hotel architecture - You will send a lot of time in your room.
8 A large trust Fund - You are unlikely to retire with anything near the pension you will need.
9 Another couple of careers to fall back on - At some pint you will be laid off.
10 The ability to look at all things positively - In which case disregard the above!