Oh dear, guess I'll start by saying I couldn't give a rat's behind what you think of me? I've not lived in my hometown for over 10 yrs and neither me nor anyone in my family has ever been to Benidorm in our lives. If that was your life before Emirates, and it took you moving to Dubai to figure out how to use a washing machine, then it makes an awful lot of sense why you'd be so defensive about it all.
I'm surprised those triples are able to get airborne with such huge balls onboard!