Nutloose: “And to the Australian in seat 43B, welcome to the northern hemisphere.”
Sealo0: “Some passengers need a moral compass reset.”
And Reds ‘n Greens: "...In the unlikely event of severe turbulence..."
Tickled my funny bone, but so did many others. The jury has come to a decision, you are all guilty, but some are more guilty than others, oh, and they thank you for the laughs.
In the event, artee does a Max with "Will the passengers in seat 69 please fasten their seatbelt"…
Would you take the con, sir?