Well they're all winners in the shortest round ever - but the Catering Corpse Plum Duff Surprise goes to:
Originally Posted by
sealo0
Chef: NO, my Chicken, you stuff Moscow like this!
Putin: who said anything about Moscow?
Chef: aaaarh that let the cat out of the bag!
Mine might have been "I suspect we are in for a double defenestration, Comrade..."