"SLIPOD" ...senior living-in prince of darkness (each Mess had one)
"Eyes like a London Underground map"
"If wine, women and song are getting too much for you, give up singing..."
"The nurse slapped her at the wrong end when she was born"
variation on previous: "face like a bulldog chewing a wasp"
"Vuja de: none of this sh1t has ever happened to me before"