Jimgriff you absolute bastard.
I tried to post ROTFL after your post and was told my reply wasn't long enough, then something distracted me. Since then I've had even more of a laugh as more and more people posted clearly believing your spoof, until there was a real danger of a wet office carpet.
Now you've ruined the fun.
Bastard!
PS: Everyone knows that the -117 FBW FCS runs on the old Amstrad OS........