Had some good laughs with those.
I was thinking along the lines of Putin having just had an iron mask lovingly run up by the best Moscovite artisans for his favorite chef.
Ram air was good, and I had a fascinating read-up on cuckolds. And just what is it with the general unavailability of decent British dentistry???
But Henry VIII finding that ‘thing’ in any way sexy just has to take the cake.
Sue, hope you’re awake to see this. The buck is yours! Well, it was always yours anyway.
Your submission made me think of:
Air Supply
Making love out of nothing at all.