Aww Coconuts, you
can't be all that bad?!
I'm no compliment-fisher but I'll share this in case it's ever useful: Couple of years ago, I boarded an LGW-AMS, checked my seat (oil company training), lo and behold - no life jacket.
Reported it to an FA and another was brought aboard after a short delay. To my slight mortification, the skipper acknowledged my efforts on the PA. Got the feeling his radiance wasn't shared by my fellow pax, who prob'ly just wanted to get home.
Granted, a life jacket's not going to help you much in a cold North Sea, but I'd love to have a 'word' with the ****'s who think it's funny to souvenir-hunt...