"Bucket of instant sunshine"
"My brain's dot-crossing" [remember the G4 compass?]
"... Leader, I've got a bogey on the nose"
[At Thule] "Behind every tree there's a woman"
"Cheap as a Changi watch"
"Eyes like pee-holes in the snow"
"Dim as a NAAFI candle" [my dad says that]
"Gown by Blacks of Greenock"