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Old 17th Jan 2004, 13:57
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Anthony Carn

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The following is purely ficticious. Think of it as an interlude to the important issues being discussed.

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"Lets treat them pilot thingies like garbage. Make some of en so fed up they resign.

That'll get rid of some lazy pilots well up the payscale and replace em with new ones right at the lowest pay level.

Get rid of some Captains, ditto the above. They're too big headed anyway, thinking they're in charge of my aeroplanes, indeed.

What's that? Not enough Captains now? Never thought of that. Well, just promote a few of those F/O thingies! Not enough experience? Well, just change the requirements then!

This is great, we've saved £1.50 this month already! I'll have a pay rise, then!

What's that? Lots of inexperienced pilots out of their depth? Pah! If anyone screws up, just sack em! Call it pilot error. That Union won't bother us.

Accidents? Pah! Pilot error! Sack em! (Don't forget to collect the insurance).

God, Im a genius! £1.50 saved. Pay rise for me. Genius."

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Sorry you lot.........carry on.
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