How sad that it has taken until now for the Black Orb Dinosaurs to emerge from their chilly man-caves and finally see life.
Those with any sense and non-Russian-gas BBQs will, like me, have been enjoying properly grilled food without having to wait for the tricky British weather to decide if it is safe to cook outdoors.
Go gas and save yourself the trauma that the charcoal brigade seem to suffer - and remind us of their difficulty - every year!