Actually, AF even have direct flights to Nsimalen (Yaoundé), at least I hope they do because I'm booked on one for tomorrow. But, if my experience is anything to go by, you can only book it online direct from Air France themsleves.
Expedia and a couple of other firms kept telling me that there was no such city as Yaoundé and no such airport as Nsimalen! All I can say is that I hope Air France are correct and not Expedia.
It will be nice to be back in the alternate universe - a British winter has its charms but they fade very quickly. Ten days of sun and a few meals of N'dole should be enough to carry me through till March.