... And the envelope, please! On the weight of the quality and quantity of his excellent entries, this contest, though potentially void where prohibited by law and with the specification that PPRuNe employees, members, as well as subsidiaries, affiliates, suppliers, advertising and promotion agencies, and employees' immediate family members are ineligible to participate in the contest, goes to...............KILTRASH!
His incomparable entry:"OH NO! The grillemeister, in a hurry to finish cooking his steaks, selected TOGA power. He was sucked into the engine, spun 'round at 35,000 r.p.m., scorched, and ejected at high speed into his solarium, where his wife was finishing a pleasing arrangement of pussy willows and tulips in a Lalique vase.
Not sure just how this brilliant sure fire winning caption came into my mind 😄"
is without parallel in the annals of PPRuNe comedic history! Well Done, KILTY! The floor is yours.
- Ed
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