This is the first time I've judged a pixxing contest, and I have to say I hope it's the last. As usual, there are plenty of great entries, and I can only list a few.
Runners up, in no particular order:
Nutloose with: Sir, the new tanks are coming and the Brits have named it after you. Patton? Old Blood and Guts? No Sir, "Little Willie"
Kiltrash with: Sunrise is VERY quick round here..
MPN 11 with: “And tell my cook I want steak tonight … no fish.”
SLXOwft with: On reaching the Rhine Patton immediately resumed his p155ing contest with Montgomery.
In third place:
Fitliker with: Julius Caesar crossed the Rubicon , Patton was just marking territory like a good Boston Terrier.
In second place:
SLXOwft with: For once in his life Patton sought advice and asked which way the wind was blowing.
And finally, taking gold:
Hydromet with: The intelligence officer was correct, it's just a piddling little creek.
I will dispatch the coveted CapComp trophy for its onward journey just as soon as the ball cock finishes its work.