OK, time to to put this crew out of it's misery..and 'tanks' for all the wonderful entries, judging was tough as always!
But these are what got the 622 sniggleometer moving:
In third place:
Sealo0 with: All we need now is a ukrainian tractor to come along! That would make our day.
Second goes to:
Chu Chu with: It says right here: "Tank is suitable for inverted operation." But what does "Usable capacity 87 liters" mean?.
But the winner is this for combining topical news (if you are in the UK!) with the cap com:
Killtrash with: Well someone HAS to present MOTD....shall we draw lots? Hoskins is excused as he has to write up a 47 page report to the Insurance company. .
Well done Killtrash, the CST will be dropped off later by the same crew, so please invert, knock out the dents and display for all to see!