I heard a story from a Cloggie here in AA that the boys of 316 Sqn RNAF once drove down to France in a minivan and bullsh1tted their way out to their rival Sqn's (314??) aircraft parked at a French field on a visit. Said cloggies got the F-5's fired up and b*ggered-off back to Holland with them, leaving the minivan and a note for their fellow long-haired aviators to drive home with. The ultimate gizzit - the entire Sqn....
Apparently 314 got their own back by fiddling with 316's baggage pods going on det, such that they came apart in flight, showering Denmark in shreddies.
Not exactly a gizzit, but: we once had a TQF task to Woodvale; beaucoups de security, as usual. On arrival at Heathrow we find a MASUAS zap on the main gear door of the 146 - the paint came off with it. C-TQF decidedly not amused. Apparently, as we departed (purple), some brave lad had run past the super-alert ploddies, under the running motors and up to the jet as we moved off. Nice one, mate.
