We can always sell tickets to spectators to come and see the impromptu rapid disassembly of seriously expensive assets conducted with flair.
Love it! A rewording of the original Fleet Air Arm song:
"Oh! they gave me a Seafire to beat up the fleet,
and I beat up the Rodney and Nelson a treat,
but I forgot the high mast on the old Formid
and a seat in the goofers was worth fifty quid"