"Make love to the sky...."
Watching C4 last night and Spitfire Ace, the Tiger Moth FI (splendid chap in a cravat and leather jacket) assessing the 4 candidates for Spit flying came out with one of those immortal pieces of advice which seem to be reserved for use by FI's;
"Make love to the sky, don't shag it!"
Reminded me of the advice given by our UAS CO to one of the girls on the appropriate technique for handling the controls in the Bulldog;
"Hold it like you're w***ing a mouse!"
Any other gems you've used, received or heard of?