"OOD hits roof and dummy is returned to French ship without being caught. All personnel came home for tea and medals"
You returned the OOD to a French ship? What on Earth for?
Borrowed HMS Ark Royal once......
Oh alright a big Airfix kit of one. 15' long.
Returned upon intervention of RAFP and notification said model was valued at £25,000.
Almost as much then, as the real thing.