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Pinky the pilot
Or like the apochrophal story about the little old Lady whom, after a reasonably heavy 'arrival,' asked a passing F/A;
"Young Lady, did we land or were we shot down?"
Or a well-remembered Q737 flight to Adelaide (of which I was a pax) where the Steward came on to give their usual post-impact spiel remarking something along the lines of "Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Adelaide, be careful opening overhead lockers in case objects have dislodged during flight
and landing" followed by "...Anyone needing chiropractic assistance please remain in your seat and the Captain will be along shortly..."
