Hey RAF recruiters,
I have a bunch of flying time mostly on freighters from small twin turboprops to heavy four engine turboprops and the heaviest of jets.
My great grandpapa came from England and apparently, the other one was from northern Ireland(I think one of the loyal groups). The other side is Eastern European but nobody's perfect.
Anyways, I would be happy with a month on, month off schedule on the A400 with first class tickets to work like my old company provided.
But be advised...
(a) I am a straight white male
(b) I don't want to work with stuffy people that have superiority attitudes with colonials.
(c) While I liked the Queen, Charles is a bit iffy(but I like him more than Harry now).
(d) Flying duties only, not desk stuff, etc.
(e) I don't like marmite(but I do like Elizabeth Hurley).
(f) They are called chips not crisps.
(g) I have previous British aircraft experience and know what a punkalouver is.
Call me if you need me. You know you do.