So, i did the tests and went for "A" everytime, and was quickly sent an email saying;
I am sorry to advise that we won’t be progressing your application further, unfortunately, your application did not meet the requirements for the role.
No sock puppet interview for me!
Good to see there are some genuine checkpoints, particularly after the test section - gives me some hope I actually got through it anyway. Now I just have to make sure they don't tie John Smith's IP address to mine...