Caption Competition Mk III

[Confusious]

Thanks all for lots of great captions again. Was tough to get it down to these three, but here are the results of the Colonel Custard photo:

Third place:

Originally Posted by Wensleydale

Jenny heads off to become a member of the 15 mile high club.

Second place:

Originally Posted by Dan Gerous

The next one hear singing "Walk Like An Egyptian", is on a charge

Sorry Buster, but Nutty takes it with this one:

Originally Posted by NutLoose

'Ere love, if you want to give him a proper blowjob, we 'ave an air start trolly over 'ere

Take it away Nutty!