I've just discovered an excelent way to avoid all this...
Apparently, the queues to sit in front of my shiny widescreen TV are very short and the landing fee at my local aerodrome is about a tenner. I'll be ferrying punters from field to living room and back for a mere tenner return trip.
The beer tent (aka fridge) is very reasonable and there are also no queues!
BBQ in the paddock (garden) afterwards...
Roll up! Roll up!