Originally Posted by
pasta
I assume we're supposed to rank these according to how likely they are to kill you?
I'm going toast (harmless) - egg (salmonella) - coffee (scalding) - handgun - bacon
I reckon bacon is still more dangerous than handgun in the US, despite the relative proliferation of the latter, on account of the non-universal healthcare system.
American coffee needs to be higher up the scale. Probably just ahead of the handgun and behind that bacon.