OK, a quick scores on the doors - lots of great entries, here are just a few of my favourites...
cynicalint
Stop hiding under me! The NLAW will still get you!
622
These new multiple air drops are very accurate these days Sir!
Chu Chu
But on the other hand, the camouflage trial was successful.
Big Pistons
Well that’s one commander done with, two more and we can go back home to Russia
MPN11
Glad the antenna survived … we can call the AA.
Shy Torque
Don’t worry, the tractor is on its way.
Buster
"Sergei. If the Ukrainians can drop a MBT on us from their Drones, then the war is over!"
Nutty
Worse case of turret's syndrome I have ever heard, he may be small, but boy can he swear..
Confusious
Sorry Sir, I was on my iPhone catching up with a bit of I'm A Celebrity. Would you like the latest gossip by any chance?
But the winner, hopefully home and dry, is...
Buster
Damn it Sergei! Did you steal an Italian gearbox?
The CST is trundling its way to you, hopefully with no unexpected impediments...